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from the Chosun-Ilbo

Translation (via Chosun-Ilbo):

Japan: We’ll make ‘em take Japanese baseball seriously for the next 30 years.

Mexico: Korean Baseball? We don’t know about that.

USA: We’ve only got to worry about Japan and Mexico. We can sweep the games with just 50 balls.

Coach: Make fun of the Korean team and you’re history. Got it?!!

I especially like the Japanese player’s buck teeth, the fat Mexican player, the American players with big noses, and the lone African-American player with big lips.

You know, I really want to get behind the Korean team and, when push comes to shove, I will. I’ve got a lot of Korean friends who are taking great joy in this tournament and I’m happy for them. But why can’t the Korean media show just an eensy bit of professionalism?

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