A Few Bees Short of a Full Hive
Photo courtesy of Yonhap News via Naver.
Dokdo belongs to Korea. Japan keeps egging us on. The world needs to know that Dokdo is our “ddang”. What should I do? Let me run through the options.
a) Cut off my finger. (Nah. Been done before.)
b) Stab myself in the stomach. (Been done before. Besides, I might miss.)
c) Get married on Dokdo. (Like any woman would have me.)
d) Drive around Seoul in a truck blaring “ë…ë„는 우리 ë•…” music. (Can’t afford the truck.)
e) Eat some kimchi pastries. (I already had lunch.)
f) Engage in in-depth and intellectual dialogue/diplomacy. (Pffyeah. Right!)
g) Stick with the status quo. “We got ‘em, you can’t have ‘em.” (But then no one would pay attention to ME!)
So I guess that leaves:
h) Smother myself with thousands of bees and proceed to jump on the Japanese flag. (BINGO!!!)
Thanks to the Marmot for digging up this story.
do you ever notice how there’s this thing where people put on a headband with a Korean flag on it and they sort of lose their minds?
i’m curious about the timeline. is it A) they are nuts and nutters like headbands with the Korean flag, or B) the headbands make normal people nutty?
either way, i guess my advice is that people should not wrap things around their heads and pull tight.
Great juxtaposition of bee man with the “highest IQs” post.
LOL. Honestly, I hadn’t noticed that. Wish I could say it was intentional.