UPDATE - Final Score: USA 116 Korea 63

Well, that was fun. Team USA bitch-slapped Korea, riding dunk after ferocious dunk to victory. I’d report the final score except that f*cking KBC-SBS in Yeosu cut away from the game with about five minutes left.

There were several points of drama: Could the U.S. double up the score? How many airballs would Korea shoot? Would one or more of the NBA stars suffer an injury to the slower and less-athletic Korean team? Who taught Howard Cosell and Jimmy the Greek Korean so they could provide television “color” commentary. Emphasis on color. I mean, seriously, how many times did they say, “Black people this. Black people that?” I’m not sure, but I’d put money on it being more times than the Korean team shot airballs - which was a lot.

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