One would think that on a team called the Crack Addicts you could expect high productivity from players located in the state of Florida. Alas, two of the biggest drags on my team this season have been my second and third round picks, Carnell Williams (Tampa Bay) and Chris Chambers (Miami). Not only that but Carnell’s nickname is “Cadillac”. I mean, come on!!! There has never been a greater match between player and team in the history of fantasy football. It doesn’t appear either player is going to pick up as the season progresses, though I haven’t entirely given up hope.

On the bright side, I managed to acquire Rex Grossman (Chicago) who through four weeks is looking less-and-less likely to be a fluke. Another reason for optimism, my team’s division is mired in mediocrity. Plenty of time left to make a run.

The standings a quarter of the way through the season:

Baekche W L PF PA
Hwayang Wangjabyungs 2 2 309 248
BuPyeong Silverbacks 2 2 275 242
Yeosu Crack Addicts 1 3 247 261
Bupyong-Sanggok Bulgogi 1 3 199 300

Shilla
Busan Power Outage 3 1 296 230
Wonju Wobblers 3 1 273 234
Hahoe Mask Drama 1 3 207 255
Mungyeong Flying Yangbans 1 3 191 305

Goguryeo
Itaewon Sweet Life 4 0 260 206
Oh Roh Gi Boong Oh Baang 3 1 270 224
Gangnam Georiae Namjas 2 2 262 286
Samcheong-dong Rabid Marmots 1 3 282 280

This week’s opponent: Hahoe Mask Drama - they’re going to want to hide behind that mask once the Addicts are through with them.

R.I.P. - Shinchon Street Pizzas (replaced by the Gangnam Georiae Namjas).