The Iceberg

Since I will soon be moving to Anyang, I thought it important that I maintain a point man in Yeosu. Thankfully, my friend Scott (how the hell many Scotts are there in this country?) is more than eager to take on the responsibility.

I put Scott (henceforth known as “Titanic”) through numerous blogging tasks to test whether he would sink or swim (hyuk hyuk hyuk). Here are some winners that the Titanic ran across:

From the Yeosu Odong Island sculpture festival…the Super Dong-Chim

Kids, please do try this at home. Maybe if you broke a few fingers trying to shove them up a bronze statue’s ass, you might think twice before performing this disgusting maneuver again.

Next, a couple of great Kim Jong-il spoofs from Mad TV’s Bobby Lee.

The first shows the Dear Leader rockin’ the house in a music video

Finally, we’ve got a video of the Kim Jong-il Show, where the Dear Leader interviews the Donald

Keep clap, keep clap.

The Chosun Ilbo reports that some close to recently deceased actress Jeong Da-bin believe she may have been a victim of foul play.