The Hanky has a piece on Dankook University professor Kim An-je, who has kept detailed records of his personal activities since 1948. For example, Mr. Kim has

smoked 21,098 packs of cigarettes
drunk 21,194 bottles of soju and
written 227,423 pages of manuscript papers

Pretty impressive (psychotic?). I can’t even remember how many bottles of soju I had last night.