Andres Drop Blue Poo in Tight Squeeze
The Anyang Andres improved to 2-0 last weekend with an 84-80 win over the Ansan Blue Poo. Number Two Andre* (Johnson) of the Houston Texans led a balanced attack with 18 points. The bad news is that he sprained his posterior cruciate ligament and is doubtful for next weekend. The good news is the Andres are deeper than Barry White’s pillow talk voice at wide receiver. Javon Walker of the Broncos is ready to come off the bench and fill in for Johnson.
After two weeks, three teams remain undefeated. Unfortunately, they are all in the same (Baekchae) division. I’m not worried though. Anyang still leads the league in points with 192** (29 more than the next best team). And this is the year of the Andre. (Actually, it’s the year of the pig (NSFW), but that’s close enough.)
The Andres’ next foe: the Hwayang Wangjabyungs. When Andre is through with them, they’ll be known as the Hwayang Byungari.
*Number One of course being Bossman Andre Kim.
**If you happened to read the previous Anyang Andres post, you may be thinking that 111 plus 84 equals 195 - and you’d be right. But three of the 111 points the first week came courtesy of “home field advantage” and are not calculated into total points.