Peterson, Andres Devour Galbitangs 76-57
With some dadaegi tossed in to spice it up a bit. Mmmm. Delicious.
Sorry. Got distracted for a minute.
Led by Adrian Peterson’s monster day (36 points on 361 total yards and 3 TDs…not bad for a seventh-round draft pick), the Andres took out the Songdo City Galbitangs and cruised to their sixth straight victory. When informed that the team is now 6-0 and that Peterson set a new league record for points in a week (not sure if it’s true, but that’s what we told him anyway), Bossman Andre was so giddy that he pranced around the room asking someone to pinch him. He didn’t mention anything about seeing if he was dreaming. He just wanted to be pinched.
This weekend the team moseys up to Itaewon to take on the Sweet Life. As you might imagine, Andre is looking forward to this trip. He’s somewhat perplexed as to why the 1-5 Sweet Life are favored to win, but he’s got more important things on his mind. He plans to hold a victory party at Our Place after the game. Life will certainly be sweet for our Andre.
Here are the latest IKKFL standings:
BAEKCHE DIVISION W L T PF PA GB
Anyang Andres 6 0 0 455 364 -
BuPyeong Silverbacks 4 2 0 411 338 2
Konkuk Blood Mages 4 2 0 401 337 2
Hwayang Wangjabyungs 2 4 0 325 350 4
SHILLA DIVISION
Busan Power Outage 3 2 1 325 362 -
Wonju Wobblers 3 3 0 368 378 0.5
Ansan Blue Poo 2 3 1 369 324 1
Hahoe Mask Drama 2 4 0 338 371 1.5
GOGURYEO DIVISION
Gangnam Georiae Namjas 5 1 0 386 333 -
Oh Roh Gi Boong Oh Baang 2 4 0 380 399 3
Songdo City Galbitangs 1 5 0 310 415 4
Itaewon Sweet Life 1 5 0 296 393 4
P.S. - I forgot to mention last week that our league has an award for the last remaining undefeated team. The name of the award? “Last Man Standing”. Andre is the last man standing. Oh, the irony.