K-Humor


Meat, Booze, and Sex Sinking KJI

I was in a taxi at lunchtime listening to a radio report that said it was “almost confirmed” (거의 확실합니다) that Kim Jung-Il had suffered a stroke, when the driver shared the following words of wisdom,
“That’s what happens. The guy (KJI) eats too much meat, drinks too much alcohol, and has too much sex. Meat. [...]

I knew these guys had drinking problems…

I knew these guys had drinking problems...

…but, I mean, c’mon.

The Miss Universe Effect

The Miss Universe Effect

I guess there are a few people out there who do give a rat’s ass about the Miss Universe pageant (won by Miss Japan - Riyo Mori…Miss Korea was the third runner-up). I woke up this morning and checked out the hits for the blog and was surprised to see that the number of [...]

And 21,338,928…9…Squares of Toilet Paper

The Hanky has a piece on Dankook University professor Kim An-je, who has kept detailed records of his personal activities since 1948. For example, Mr. Kim has
smoked 21,098 packs of cigarettes
drunk 21,194 bottles of soju and
written 227,423 pages of manuscript papers
Pretty impressive (psychotic?). I can’t even remember how many bottles of soju I [...]

Bummer

Bummer

Here’s something you don’t read every day.  A friend sent me the following (admittedly dated) clip from Britain’s “Sunday Sport” (a National Enquirer-type rag):

Grrrrrrreat!